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Time Fer Jokes

WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
(There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.)

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE....
(without you in it.)

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
(We haven't had a fight in a while.)

NO, PIZZA'S FINE....
(you cheap slob!)

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
(I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.)

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I can't believe you have nothing planned.)

COME HERE.
(My puppy does this, too.)

I LIKE YOU, BUT...(I don't like you.)

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.... (just not in that way.)

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
(You never listen.)

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
(I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.)

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
(I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.)

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
(I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.)

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
(Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.)

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
(We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.)

Omg Tts So Not True Lols........................