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Hie Ppl ^^ Todae I Learnt a Nw Word:

TIU/TIU LEI LO MO/TIU LEI LO MO CHAO HAI"Tiu" is the Cantonese equivalent of the Hokkien "kan", meaning "fuck". And "tiu lei lo mo" is "fuck your old mother", and the ultimate is "tiu lei lo mo chao hai", which has the same as that thermonuclear weapon of Hokkien swearing "kan ni na bu chao chee bye". If you want to be discreet, with the right intonation "tiu lei lo mo chao lo hai" can also mean "throw your mother's smelly old shoes away".
Hahxxx I Found Tis At www.talkingcock.com it is a website dedicated 2 Singlish And Hokkien Or Phases Singaporeans Usually Use ^^ Have Fun

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Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce


--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
--Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
--Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...
--Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON.
--Overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "Faggot!" while watching "Mr. Rogers".
--Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.
--I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!!
--Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.
...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . .
--Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.

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And 1st Place Fer TAF Olympics Captain Ball Is..............................Hong Kah Seconday!!!!!!!! W00t!!!!!!!!!!!! I Had A Gr8 Weekend ^^ My Skool TAF Captain Ball Got 1st place w00t ^^ last yr we got 3rd TT~TT(At Least We Gt Something) Den We Saw A Girl Frm Hua Yi Tt Looked Lyke Freako Jie (Annie) When She Was All Nerdy In Sec 1 Lols................Den I Bought New Converse Shoes W00t Hurray Frm My Mother ^^ Lols...........Den My Mother Was Considering To Buy A New Com Fer Mie Yay!!!!!

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