Students Think When They Carry Pure Science Or A Maths Book Is 'Stylo Milo'........................Blah Blah Blah Blah...................TOdae I Had A Talk Abt Streamin And THe 'O Lvls' I was Bored 2 Death Nor............. Den Later I Went 2 Peh Ji Der House Hahx There MOre Sian CUz NOthing 2 DO Coz Her Parents At Home Mahzz..............Wakakaka Den I Managed 2 FIx My COm Coz The CD Got Stuck In The Drive Woooo~ 1st Time sia Hahx Mayb Nxt Time I Can B An Electrician? Hahx Who Noes?I wanna Take Pure Science And A Maths Den I Also Wan 2 Take HIstory >.<>

"OMG!" Was The First Reaction When I Did Liquid Metal 2 My Frends Hahx............. TOdae I Performed Magic Tricks 2 Some Of My Frends Abt 3 or 2 Ppl................. I Tink I Muz Build Up My Confidence Nor........ Hahx I Also Veri Shy And Scared Tt I Would Screw Up Hahx.............. Todae GB We Had LOads Of FUn PLayin And EAtin........ I Bully Annie Aka Freak Jie And Marie =X Hahx Fun 2 Bully Them Sia........... Sad Later They Went 2 NDP Skool Practice............ Hahx

Aiyo Ppl Y Keep On CHangin Ur Blog Add? Veri Fan You Noe? Bloody Hell...... Lols........... WOrd Of Advice, The Nxt Time You CHange Ur Address Dunt Expect Me 2 Link You =.=

Woooooo Hey Ppl ^^^^ Wassup?Lols...... Hahx I M SOOOOOOOO Bored!Todae So Mani Classes Got Skipped Man =X Not Tt I Lyke CLasses But Juz Tt The CLass Nothing 2 Do Den Veri Sian Nor........ Den MT Class Me And Peggy Showed Some Magic Tricks 2 Pauline And Jia Yan Lols........ Tt Pauline Veri Easy 2 Bluff ONe Lar =X Lols...... Den After Skool I Went 2 Cut My Hair Hahx No Dif Anywayz =X

Lol! Funni Shows Frm YouTube Lols.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igC4bPDp6cU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5aXjXath2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqFDA_GjZTA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW1v1G4enEk
And Cool Magic Frm YouTube..........................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6gR1ItdxGg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1s_EgQgiXE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwGiAtx3xIs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lebdre6BsG4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WECwe0kbeY0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRPnrAbPrj0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLYUdrCd7A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gnPfKEIxfQ

Hie Ppl ^^ Todae I Went 2 Mie Cousin's House Hahx We Went There Fer His Ps2 Of Course Lols....... We Went There 2 Play After Tt We Went 2 Suntec City Fer Fund Raisin........ My Cousin Shaved His Hair Hahs So Funni Oh Yeah Which Reminds Mie I Nid 2 Cut My Hair Lols.........................
Here Are A Few Funni Pics

Lols..............SiewMai The Bear Watchin World Cup Lols................(Taken In My Cousin's House)

OMG!!! A REAL LIFE PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!(NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE PICTURE)

Picture Time..................

After The Bloody Usha Confiscate My Poker Cards I Bought New Ones They Cost Me $2.90 Ea

Hahx My First Time Makin Ice Lemon Tea My MOther Say Not Bad The Taste.............Made Frm Lipton Tea And Half A Lemon

My Bathroom In A Mess After The Coke And Mentos Experiment Hahx

Hahx Heyz Ppl!!!! Todae I Veri Tired Sia Coz I Had My 2.4KM Run At The Jurong Stadium......Nidless To Say I Flunked It T~T My Timin Was 20 Mins T~T Not Surprizin Lar But Den I Improved =x Lols............ Den After The 2.4 Me, Qiao, Hui Yee, Jia Yan, Elaine, Pauline, Jie Ying And Peggy Went 2 JP 2 Eat Branch Lols (Lunch + Breakfast = Branch) When We Got To JP We Got Distracted Lor........ First Qiao Peh Hui Yee To Get Money Frm The ATM Machine Den The Rest Of Us When Into A Couple Of Shops Like......... Ice Lemon Tea Den Charmeleon Den Go To 77th Street.............. Den When We Wanted 2 Go To The Kopitiam To Eat Hui Yee Wanted 2 Go To Charmeleon To Buy Comb Fer Pauline Cuz Hui Yee Accidently Broke Pauline's Comb Lols.......I Wonder Hw She Broke It Lols. Den After Eatin We Go To A Lot Of Shops Nor..... Den In The End Jia Yan Went Home......... The Rest Of Us Went 2 The Condo Me And Peggy Stay Der....... Den Peggy Der Sis Dunt Wan Us 2 Go To Her House So We At The PLayground PLay........... Den Frm The PLayground We Move On To The Swimmin Pool Lols Den I Went Into The Kiddy Pool Lor........ Den The Kiddy Pool Got SLide Rite? My Frens Asked Me 2 SLide Down Lor........... Half way Slide Down A Guard Come Lor......... Den I Ran 2 BLock 2 Or 6 Hahx.............. After Tt I Went Home 2 CHange Den When I Got Down Hui Yee And Jie YIng Were Gg Fer Their Tution So I Said Bb Lor Hahx......... Den We Play Hopstotch Until We Hav Stomach Ach Cuz We Laugh Until Siao Nor.....................
Well Anyway TOdae I Hav A Gr8 Dae Hahx........................ Oh Yar Anyone Wanna Come Wif Mie 2 A Concert? From SSA Der (Singapore Soka Association) Got 2 SHows One On 12 And 13 Of Aug I Got 5 Tickets Plz Call Mie Or Tell Me In Skool.................................

Hey Ppl Sup?Hahx 2dae I Post 2 Timez Lerzzz....... Once In Skool Den Nw I POst Agn At Home........................2Dae I Actually wanna Watch Pirates Of The Caribbean, Deadman's Chest Der...............But Den I So LOney.................Not tt got nobdy lar..................Juz tt the ppl gg I also dunno lor den I go not fun also....... Den I Also veri tired coz gt PE todae Den We Wanna Go Westmall Watch Sia.................Lols............ Todae PE So Mani Ppl One By One Bai Kai(Injured)
Ah Qiao Got Injured....................Lols. Den We TOdae EL Class The BLack Witch Actually Wanna Sing Fer Us The Song"I Would Like To Buy The World A Coke" der But Den She Chickened Out Lols........................
Time Fer Jokes

WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
(There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.)

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE....
(without you in it.)

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
(We haven't had a fight in a while.)

NO, PIZZA'S FINE....
(you cheap slob!)

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
(I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.)

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I can't believe you have nothing planned.)

COME HERE.
(My puppy does this, too.)

I LIKE YOU, BUT...(I don't like you.)

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.... (just not in that way.)

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
(You never listen.)

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
(I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.)

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
(I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.)

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
(I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.)

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
(Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.)

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
(We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.)

Omg Tts So Not True Lols........................

Hey Ppl I Nw Try 2 At Least Post Everidae...............I Tryin 2 Make Myself Upload More Stuff Hahx I Nw Veri Cold Sia........ In Computer Lab Cold leh The Aircon.............. Later Gt Black Witch Der Class She So BLack Lor Black And Black And More Black She In Lov Wif The Colour BLack Sia.......... Well g2g Later My Cher Scold Me BBzzzzzz.....................

Hahx Hey Ppl I Nw Nvr Update My Other Blog Ler So I Deleting Nor........ Sry Arh.............
Here Are A Couple Of Funny Jokes.................

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.


Cartwheeling for Cash

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

Lols....... Funny Or Not? I Noe A Bit Bian Tai Lar Lols....... But Den 2 Me Funny Lor Hahx................

Hie Ppl ^^ I So Long Nvr Update Blog Ler Sry Arh Ppl.............. As Some Of You Noe I Hav Quited MapleSEA ^^ I Nw Givin Away/Selling My Acc 2 Someone Responsible =X lols... Any Takers?
Todae Quite Sad And Happy At The Same Time...................Todae Got Someone Make Me So Angry Tt I Almost Blew My Top Off!!!!! Well In The End I Nvr Said Anything............
Todae Drill I Wanna Die Lor............................Blood Hell Ask Me B Timer!I CMI Lar (Pisss It Means Cant Make It)