Ahhhhhh I Hav Been Rotting At Home Haaaa.Last Week I Gt Scammed At Yahoo Auctions T~T Some Stupid Guy Sent 2 Me A Sims 2 Pets Expansion Tt I Couldnt Install Haizzzz...........Yesterday I Went 2 Teach Kiddos There I Lyke Almost Lost My Temper Cuz Of A Lil Kid Called Shawn.Lols Which Reminds Me My Cousin's Son Is Also Called Shawn,Mayb I Was Kinda Harsh On The Kid Well I Lose My Temper Quite Easily If Tt Kid Were My Bro He Wuld B Dead By Nw lOls.I Watched A Anime Called Mermaids Forest The Artist Of Tis Anime Also Drew Inuyasha ^^.The Anime Is Quite Old It Has A Movie Named Mermaid's Scar ^^.Go And Search For It, It's A Great Anime And I Highly Recommend It!And Also Watch Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle Showin On Chnl U At 4.30pm On Everi Sunday.Well Anyone Wif Sims 2 CD Could You Lend Me?My CD Gt Cracked Cuz My Cousin 'accidently' Dropped It On The Floor.

O.o Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Cai Yun A Few Wks/Daes Nvr Write In My Blog Called Very Long Nvr Update?Den I Shuld Update Every Hour And Every Min Lor Lools.
Haaaa Last Sat I Went 2 Nite Safari, The Ppl There Really Pissed Me Off Esp-

Singaporean Kiddo/s -
They Lyke Veri Sua Ku(Mountian Tortise) Liddat Lor And Very Noisy Crap Them Arh Their Parents Also Cant Make Them Shuddup Lor Den When The Tour Guide On The Tram Talkin The Kids Scream And Scream Until I Cant Hear A Thing Wad The Tour Guide Was Saying

Adults Singaporean/Non-Singaporean/Kiasu Type Der -
I Was Lyke Watchin A Show Lor The Fire Show Tt The Entrance, Den Suddenly A Bloody Man Juz Stand In Front Of Me And My Bro I Was Lyke WTF?!I Kept On Sayin 'Excuse Me' The Dude Juz Wouldn't Move Den I Said WHAT THE F*^K ?! Den The Dude Heard Me And Knew I Was Reali Pissed So He Went Away.Den A Singaporean Parent Juz Wuldn't Listen 2 The Instructor There, She Kept On Letting Her Children Doing Wad They Wanted Lyke, Pulling The Railings Things Liddat.

Well Even After Those Unpleasent Exp. I Had Quite A Great Time There And I Enjoyed Myself.

Todae I Gt Bak And Report Book, Disappointing But Not Shocking, I Gt For:
Class Position - 3o+/40
Lvl Position - 60/I Not Sure
Man I Cant Get Pure Sciences!!!I Gt A1 For My Sciences But Den I Must Get 40 And Abv For Lvl Position Lor

Went 2 Clementi Thinkers 2 Teach Primary 1 Kiddos Den I Realised Tt I Could Teach Kids Lols............Cuz I Nvr Taught My Bro Bfore Mayb Nxt Time I Shuld, I Also Realised Everybody Around Me Is Lovesick Man...................Haizzzzz Lov Is In The Air Bahzzzz

Haaaaaa Some English/Singlish Jokes About Wad Ppl Say

When Going Shopping
- English: I'm sorry Sir but we do not seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
- Singlish: No Stock!

When Returning a Call
- English: Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
- Singlish: Hello, who page?

When Someone is in the Way
- English: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
- Singlish: Lai, siam! Or Siam hor! Or Skius! (Excuse)

When Someone Offers To Pay
- English: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
- Singlish: No need lah!

When Asking for Permission
- English: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
- Singlish: (While pointing at the door) Can pass or not?

When Asking to be Excused
- English: If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
- Singlish: Go toilet! Buay tahan ahh...

When Doubting Someone
- English: I don't recall you giving me the money.
- Singlish: Got meh?

When Disagreeing on a Topic of Discussion
- English: Err... Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you are coming from but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.
- Singlish: Talk cock lah u!

When Asking Someone to Lower His/Her Voice
- English: Excuse me, but could you lower your voice, I am trying to concentrate over here.
- Singlish: Eh, Diam leh!

When Asking Someone if He/She knows you
- English: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
- Singlish: See what see?! Buay Song ah?!

Hey Thx Ppl For Comin 2 My BBQ Yesterday!!! Those Who Haven Pay Mie Back Plz Pay Back And Those Who Paid But Nvr Come Tell Mie I Will Try 2 Return 2 You The Money.

Lessons Learnt Todae."Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either."

Hey Tom Meet At JP Bus Interchange Near The 187 Stop There At 5.30pm! Those Who Coming But Haven Pay Me The $5 Plz Pay Me Tom And Iman No Online Paying Lols.
Those Walkin 2 My Home Come At 5pm Liddat Can Call Mie At 62679630 Or 93805633 And You Can Swim But Bring Ur Own Towels And Bathing Items Coz There Is A Public Bath. E-Mail Mie If There Is Any Problems And Other Stuff Lar Lols................

Ppl On Tues Gimme The Money For The BBQ If I Get Less Than 20 Ppl I Gg 2 Call Off The Whole Thing

SUBJECTS I M GG 2 FAIL AT:
English
Science
Chinese
Literature

Haizzzzz I m So Dead Man ,Yesterday I Doing Compo I Couldn't Think Den Science I Anyhw Write Answers ->.<- Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Hope Today's Maths Paper Is Easy Only 2 Ppl Pass 2 Me 5 Bucks..............

Oh Ya Ppl Who Wanna Walk 2 My Home Also Canzzz But Den Can Come Earlier?Cuz I Nidda Pick Ppl Up Frm Jp Too Thx ^^